Everyone
Well, it's Halloween. It's literally my least favorite holiday ever, in the entire world (unless there's a holiday I don't know about that celebrates some saint or massacre by forcing me to buy overpriced flowers for someone who already knows I love them and care about them, but who will somehow think I don't unless I produce some extravagant gift for no reason other than to be sure that everyone else doesn't think I'm the worst husband in the world... wait a minute...yep, that exists).
To be completely honest, I don't really care for Halloween. Not that I don't like seeing little kids dress up like Wolverine and Iron Man, or Elsa and Anna, or even the occasional Dracula of fairy. But, what I do dislike (I'd even go all the way to hate), is that some people (and it seems like more and more every year) seem to think Halloween means dress like a ratchet/slutty version of (fill in the blank). That's simply just not true... Maybe I'm just older now, and married, and I have a son and daughter that I'm somehow trying to protect, but I really don't care for it. Now, all of you hormone enraged high school guys, I know you like it. You're supposed to. It's normal. You, however, don't need much stimulation. Just think, do you want your daughter of the future to be dressed like that, and do you want guys looking at them the way you are looking at girls now?... if you answer yes to that, then you have issues.
Oh, and yes, as you saw yesterday, I do have tattoos. Two of them. I got them both from this guy. His name is Sid, and he's more awesome than any of us will ever be... well, at least me. He has a wait list a mile long and he enjoys nothing more than the 5 hours of pain he puts you through each time you sit or lay on the table... he's like a serious girlfriend, though.. what I mean by that is, no one will every touch me in the same way he did... my body, at least in terms of it being a canvas, will never be touched by anyone but him... he's the best, in the west and the rest (of the world).
Here's to a #ratchetfree Halloween.
Follow the class Instagram @smhsroom639
To be completely honest, I don't really care for Halloween. Not that I don't like seeing little kids dress up like Wolverine and Iron Man, or Elsa and Anna, or even the occasional Dracula of fairy. But, what I do dislike (I'd even go all the way to hate), is that some people (and it seems like more and more every year) seem to think Halloween means dress like a ratchet/slutty version of (fill in the blank). That's simply just not true... Maybe I'm just older now, and married, and I have a son and daughter that I'm somehow trying to protect, but I really don't care for it. Now, all of you hormone enraged high school guys, I know you like it. You're supposed to. It's normal. You, however, don't need much stimulation. Just think, do you want your daughter of the future to be dressed like that, and do you want guys looking at them the way you are looking at girls now?... if you answer yes to that, then you have issues.
Oh, and yes, as you saw yesterday, I do have tattoos. Two of them. I got them both from this guy. His name is Sid, and he's more awesome than any of us will ever be... well, at least me. He has a wait list a mile long and he enjoys nothing more than the 5 hours of pain he puts you through each time you sit or lay on the table... he's like a serious girlfriend, though.. what I mean by that is, no one will every touch me in the same way he did... my body, at least in terms of it being a canvas, will never be touched by anyone but him... he's the best, in the west and the rest (of the world).
Here's to a #ratchetfree Halloween.
Follow the class Instagram @smhsroom639
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- Daily Deal Sheet
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- Follow the class Twitter @SMHSRoom639
- Class Instagram @SMHSRoom639
- AP Homework Choices
- MWH Patterns of Interaction- Online
- US History Textbook- Online
- AP WORLD HISTORY TEXTBOOK- ONLINE!- some of the chapters are in a different order, but this is AMAZING... and possibly illegal.
Modern World History
No warm-up. We're going to take our Geography Quiz.
- Analyze the writing of John Locke.
- Explain John Locke's view of the law of nature, freedom, and government.
AP World History
Quick-write #:
No warm-up.
Objectives:
- Identify POV and Bias in a range of documents.
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